"My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the Upper Midwest in the mid seventies, but I've lived all over the world. People love me or hate me, and it's nice knowing where I stand. I had a bad puberty, and it's still going strong. I'm a high school graduate, I went to a liberal arts college where I learned about writing and feminism and paternalism. If I remembered my ACT scores, I'd never admit it. You may remember me from Trainwrecks. I was the one with good grammar and occasional lazy spelling errors. I started Rhoda's Tact Shack as a side project where I could dispense tactful advise, both solicited and unsolicited, into the tumblr-sphere. Then I abandoned it. Now I'm back. Tumblr, this is your last chance!"
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Girls are incredibly annoying this way - give you the vibe all night, accept your drinks, flirt, then come last call, she and her friends all bounce together in what seems like 10 seconds.

And so, after this happened to me a few times, I too no longer buy girls drinks. Do you hear that women? Stop complaining that men are not nice to you - because it’s your own fault. Nice guys finish last it seems.

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Smaller Thoughts: On Why I Should Never Buy Drinks

I think you’re confusing actual nice guys with Nice Guy(TM)s.  You seem to be part of the latter group.

(via katoleary)

Word.  When someone chooses to give a gift, a thank you is all that is ever owed.  If you get your knickers in a knot when women don’t act the way you want them to, you’re not a nice guy.  You’re a fucking dick.

In tact,

Rhoda

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