"My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the Upper Midwest in the mid seventies, but I've lived all over the world. People love me or hate me, and it's nice knowing where I stand. I had a bad puberty, and it's still going strong. I'm a high school graduate, I went to a liberal arts college where I learned about writing and feminism and paternalism. If I remembered my ACT scores, I'd never admit it. You may remember me from Trainwrecks. I was the one with good grammar and occasional lazy spelling errors. I started Rhoda's Tact Shack as a side project where I could dispense tactful advise, both solicited and unsolicited, into the tumblr-sphere. Then I abandoned it. Now I'm back. Tumblr, this is your last chance!"
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:
I was surreptitiously browsing Pets Finder and came across what must be destiny. A dog named Rhoda! She only gets better!
Like Scarlett O’Hara of “Gone with the Wind”, our gal Rhoda has vowed never to go hungry again and is in foster care in Hoboken. Since Rhoda is so very grateful for any attention, she is a joy to groom and would do best with an active person or couple looking for an active dog. Likewise, she will snuggle after an activity filled day.
You must adopt her. That is all.
In tact,
Rhoda
3 years ago
